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Guide to a complete sex

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Guide to a complete sex

Save your dreams in the floppy disk

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Save your dreams in the floppy disk

Pick two

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Pick two

The A++ answer

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The A++ answer

TEAM

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TEAM

Get up!

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Get up!

How grad school is just like kindergarten

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How grad school is just like kindergarten

18+ Typeface

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18+ Typeface

What do you wanna do today?

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What do you wanna do today?

Leave me alone... in the fridge

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Leave me alone... in the fridge

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WC Here

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WC Here

9

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9

Creative ad: Strong Hi-fi sticker

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Creative ad: Strong Hi-fi sticker

Truth about design

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Truth about design

Don't Mess with a Gay Flight Attendant!

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

Life was much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits

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Life was much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits

Hey look

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Hey look

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